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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2951 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 1004 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4992 |
But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!