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HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Animals Bred:	82	Dragon Eggs Found:	5511
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Votes:	1739

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	2433
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	6751
Farms Harvested:	429	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	1118

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	85

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Farms Harvested:	973	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	973936	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Meteorites Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	86	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5229
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7