Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Star Shards Collected:	139
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	5942	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6908
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Towns Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1473
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3060	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	110812
Animals Bred:	99	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.