Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	135	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ShadowShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

UkrainianShellCrafters

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hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	918	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BreadSRV II

Ban, build themes, Cheating, Cross-Play, Discord, dupe glitches, exploits, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, killing, minecraft server, Plugins, stealing, Survival, Warning, Xray

14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	5979
Treasure Maps Found:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mines Excavated:	4958
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
New Chunks Explored:	25206	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrikes, apartment blocks, BlockBlastersMC, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, emergency response, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kharkiv, military aggression, Political unrest, russia, Ukraine, violence, War, War Crimes, world news, wounded civilians

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

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Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crops Grown:	7223
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1955
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

Autumn fun edition, balance adjustments, beginner guide, beginner resources, character overview, Combos, digital art compendium, discord communities, FAQ, Friends, gameplay wiki, general, Get Gr8, History, match videos, merch, Minecraft, official discord, online tournaments, psn discord, Resets, season 1 pass, Server, Skullgirls, Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Skullgirls General, slapfest

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

60s-80s, Asylum, classic, cult films, demon world, experiments, Girl Interrupted, head guy, Horror, insane asylums, lovecraft, Lunatic, madness, mental illness, mind-bending, Minecraft, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Patients, psychological thriller, silence of the lambs, smp, Twisted, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.