BrokeButHappyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8860	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Enchantments Applied:	200
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MotherInLawMadnessMC

anger management, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Values, health concerns, Honesty, infant baby, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMadnessMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, second hand smoke, smoking, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law hiding her smoking habit? Look no further! Join our server where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera.

We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.

If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.

And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, becoming an expert, Continuous Improvement, Expertise, honing abilities, instant learning, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, mastering talents, Minecraft, perfecting skills, personal development, quick learning, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, Skillz4Days, smp, talent acquisition

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Magic Items Found:	3296

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RedditMineCrafters

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ores Mined:	8068
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crops Grown:	3437
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyShmonaRocket

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come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

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hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

BUTTER, Capy, Contest, Coreprotect, diamonds, Discord, District, Exploration, flow, Fly, friend role, grief-free, Halloween, Homes, kittycannon, Land Claims, Melted, navigation, Prizes, profile, Rtp, Server, Shop, shopping, smp, Warps, world

Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

497456338, bandai namcoent, Build planner, Character planners, Crafty, edit, eip.gg, elden ring, general, Google spreadsheets, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Kingdom, Lands Between, Latest Patch, mapgenie io, Minecraft, patch notes, Rentry, Server, touch bloodstain

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3960	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	7605
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyLoveQuest

BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationship, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1984	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyMarineMC Server

14 years, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMarineMC, diplomatic issues, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, justice for soldiers, justice system, legal proceedings, Military, military service, political tensions, russia, sentenced, Server, serving, Trevor Reed, Ukraine, US Marine, War Crimes

come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dimension Hops:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5668
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	571	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2