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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7219 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my big ass baby? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you feel like a giant among babies (literally).
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!
