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DataProtFailCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3001	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

New Minecraft Servers

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6256	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	6795
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	928
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4568	Dimension Hops:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Animals Bred:	46
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	4658	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9734	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	3117
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Emeralds Found:	824	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	181	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1944
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Emeralds Found:	453

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	155	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	97/700	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Animals Bred:	117	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2