New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 90/700 Votes: 6986
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Mines Excavated: 2280 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and create your own outrageous adventures.

Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s questionable online relationship with a woman from Brazil? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to distract yourself with some blocky fun while you contemplate the mysteries of online dating and age gaps.

Who needs lawsuits and bank issues when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Join us and leave all your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be sued for is building an epic castle that puts everyone else’s to shame.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be catfished by is a sneaky Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

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  • BlockyDadSwag

    BlockyDadSwag
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 5929
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Farms Harvested: 175 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Divine Spears Created: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with deadbeat dads and their questionable fashion choices for your child? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockAndRoll

    BlockAndRoll
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2286
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 248

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of block-fu to defend yourself against any pixelated foe! Our players have survived countless zombie hordes and even tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. So if you want to become a Minecraft ninja warrior, join us and unleash your inner Steve Seagal!

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  • MineCraftyUkraine Server

    MineCraftyUkraine Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 9661
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Ores Mined: 2744 Towns Built: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magic Items Found: 2687
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3506

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is like, nah man, we don’t wanna be just a boring ol’ place for digging up stuff. we wanna be cool and fun and stuff. so, like, join our minecraft server, where we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”

    so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.

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  • CraftyFrogWarBlame

    CraftyFrogWarBlame
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 4833
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit? it’s like, the coolest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. that’s what this server is all about.

    you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Companions: Relationship Readiness

    Crafty Companions: Relationship Readiness
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 5229
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 164

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like totally the place to be if you wanna find out if you’re ready for a serious romantic relationship, bro. Our researchers have discovered that your friends can like, totally tell if you’re ready to commit or not. Join us and let your pals decide if you’re relationship material or if you should just stick to mining diamonds in Minecraft. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained while you wait for your friends’ verdict. So, like, come join us and see if you’re ready to find love or if you’re better off building a castle all by yourself.

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  • karlssonSMP

    karlssonSMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 8989
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magic Items Found: 8800
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
    25k World Border Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
    Silence Me Datapack Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
    Universal Dyeing Datapack Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location Europe
    Current Version 1.21.4

    ⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Eternal Quest 1.20.2

    Eternal Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4838
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

    I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

    And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NapCraft Minecraft Server

    NapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 1219
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

    Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

    So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

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  • BF’sBlockParty

    BF’sBlockParty
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 5358
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

    Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 293
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 New Chunks Explored: 779484

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8942
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1109
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 5835
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 128
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 113 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

    Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 7771
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Farms Harvested: 961 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

    We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 6520
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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