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ZelenskyyCraft2022

activism, Crisis, Democracy, Diplomacy, FIX, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, intervention, leadership, Musk, Politics, Polls, public opinion, social media, Support, Technology, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft2022

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, you know that dude musk, right? well, he’s all like “i’m gonna fix x” cuz apparently lots of peeps want zelenskyy from ukraine to be in charge or somethin’. but like, who cares about that when you can join our minecraft server and have a blast?

join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a unicorn while battling a dragon with a lightsaber. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so forget about x and zelenskyy, come join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

Bull’s Roar in the Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, animalistic, attention seeking, attraction, Balls, Behavior, bellowing, breedable, Bull, Bulls, DOMINANCE, exhibitionism, Femanons, HERD, Masculinity, mating, primal, Provocative, Public, Roar, scattering, Social, societal norms, Wild

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild stampede of breedable femanons running around, just waiting for you to come and tame them! And let me tell ya, my balls are always full at the end of the day on this server. So, if you wanna unleash your inner bull and have a blast, come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

PixelPalsCraft

90s games, arcade games, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood pastimes, classic games, computer games, dos games, early gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, interactive entertainment, Nostalgia, old school gaming, pixelated graphics, PixelPalsCraft, pre-2000s, retro games, video games, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	6756
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Remember those good old days when you were just a wee lad or lass playing computer games on your ancient desktop? Well, forget about all that because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a castle so magnificent that it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to all who find it. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So what are you waiting for? Dust off your old computer, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Elastic Crafty Minds

Crafty, elastic, elasticity, elasticity theory, material analysis, material behavior, material deformation, material elasticity, material engineering, material flexibility, material properties, material strength, material testing, materials science, mechanical properties, Minds.., molecular dynamics, molecular materials, Molecular structure, new understanding, research, scientific discovery

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

come join this cray cray minecraft server where the blocks bounce like rubber bands and the pigs fly like superman. we got a whole new understanding of elasticity in molecular materials, whatever that means. but trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind.

imagine building a house made entirely out of bouncy blocks that can stretch and squish like putty. or riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the worm dance. and don’t even get us started on the chickens that lay diamond eggs.

so if you’re ready to experience minecraft like never before, come join us and be prepared to have your mind blown. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Hell’s Pit

Adapt, alliances, Anarchy, Battleground, BUILD, destroy, Fight, HellS, Ip:, Minecraft, Pit, Raid, Raw, Resets, restrictions, Risk, Server, Shape, Tnt, Trust, Unfiltered, VAULT, Wasteland

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	3978	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Hell’s Pit Server Overview

Description	Hell’s Pit is a lawless wasteland where only the strongest survive. No rules, TNT Duping, vault resets every hour, no restrictions—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft. Build, destroy, raid, and fight your way to the top. The world is yours to shape, if you can hold onto it.
Spawn	Spawn is a battleground, trust is a rare commodity, and alliances are temporary. Adapt or be erased.
Server Info	IP: mc.hells-pit.comDiscord: none yet

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, Hell’s Pit is a pure anarchy server with no rules.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	No, there are no restrictions on gameplay.
How often are vault resets?	Vault resets occur every hour.
Is there a Discord server for Hell’s Pit?	Currently, there is no Discord server.

Luminous Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, cost, Covenant, danger, deadly, Fatal, hazardous, Isles, Life, life-threatening, luminous, OMINOUS, Peril, Perilous, precarious, Risk, threat, Treacherous, Unsafe, Warning

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, super intense, bro. Like, joining this server is like joining a secret cult or something. You gotta be ready to risk it all, man. Your life could be on the line just by joining this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking exciting, right? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the covenant of craziness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, CraftyCreeperz, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life wisdom, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366

Ever wished you could go back in time and tell your younger self to join our Minecraft server? Well, now you can! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret treasure hunts, and the occasional dance-off with a zombie. Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it!

CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyRussianAggro, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, G7, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Minecraft, objections, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Statement, summit, Tension, territorial dispute, U.S, world affairs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. why join? because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja pandas.

we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.

plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

BalticCableBreachCraft

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBreachCraft, cyber attack, cybersecurity, Data Protection, digital infrastructure, Espionage, internet connectivity, Investigating, investigation, maritime security, national security, Nordic countries, possible breach, prime minister, security breach, submarine cable, Surveillance, Sweden, telecommunications, undersea cable

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have undersea cables in the baltic sea for you to explore! prime minister of sweden is investigating possible breaches but don’t worry, we have all the creepers and zombies under control. join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea and build your own underwater kingdom. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure guarded by a giant squid boss. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Epic Drugs Server 2024

drug approvals, drug development, drug distribution, drug efficacy, drug innovation, drug manufacturing, drug market, drug marketing, drug monitoring, Drug research, drug safety, drug testing, Drugs, EMA, Epic, FDA, Healthcare, medical advancements, MHRA, Novel drugs, pharmaceuticals, regulatory agencies, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	5863	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Animals Bred:	200	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something. Our server has been approved by not one, not two, but THREE major drug agencies in 2024! That’s right, the EMA, the FDA, and the MHRA all gave us the green light because our server is just that lit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding a unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns in Minecraft. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server approved by drug agencies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Bigoceancraft server minecraft

administrators, Bigoceancraft, comfortable game, Events, Failure of the Ship, Fly, Minecraft, Ocean, Players, plot linenia, Server, Starter Kit, Velikenov, young pirate

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3173	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crops Grown:	5724	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Emeralds Found:	8746	Gods Slained:	0

Description of server, young pirate! Show what you are capable of! Our server has 1 plot linenia, entitled “Failure of the Ship.” As Visa has probably already noticed, the server on the subject of the ocean. Yes, and not the expanse of the ocean, but Velikenov! If you have any questions, ask the administrators on the server. We eat for you to make the most comfortable game, which is in our efforts. Events will take place when 7 or more players. At least 2 administrators should be beaten for the event. And the players, at least 5. We will receive Fly (Fly) who entered the given server.

BigOceanCraft.aternos.me

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo community, VShojo members, VShojo vtubers, Vtuber, zen

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	107	Treasure Maps Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	988547	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most batshit crazy Minecraft server ever! Join us to discuss VShojo and vtubers who are basically living memes. We’ve got Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. These guys are like the Avengers of vtubers, but with more chaos and less saving the world.

If you’re into dedicated discussions about Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just want to join the extended family, we’ve got channels for that too. Plus, we have an entire thread dedicated to the former members because once you join, you’re family for life.

So hop on this Minecraft server and prepare to question your sanity as we dive into the world of VShojo and vtubers. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s make some memories that will leave you wondering, “Did that really happen?”

MomStopBoyToyLOL

advice, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotions, Empathy, family, Maturity, mom, MomStopBoyToyLOL, personal space, relationships, self-care, separation, Support, Telling, Understanding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Villages Defended:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like your parents’ messy separation! Join us and leave all that family drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in our blocky world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about hearing about your mom’s new “boyfriend” or their relationship problems. Instead, you can focus on building your dream castle, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends.

We understand that balancing family issues and Minecraft can be a lot to handle, so why not take a break and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter? Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with a community of fellow players who just want to have a good time?

So come on over and join our server for a break from the chaos of real life. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count the regret of not joining sooner!

CraftyZelenskiy2020

Alliance, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskiy2020, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G20, global politics, international relations, negotiations, peace bid, Political Support, solidarity, summit, trump, Ukraine, Unity, us allies, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server!

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anxiety, faggot board, humblebrag, kill yourself, lack of self-awareness, midwit, MysticCraft, Realm, scapegoat, Selfsuck, sissy, smartypants, woe is me

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	78	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cringe lords and dopey self-suck scapegoats of the world. We don’t tolerate midwits with “muh anxiety” here, only true chaotic energy. Let your inner failure shine in a world where being incredibly smart is a curse and being a complete derp is celebrated. Embrace the chaos and join us in a realm where self-awareness is optional and humblebragging is a way of life. Don’t be a smartypants, be a derpypants on our server!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
New Chunks Explored:	441580	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Votes:	3514
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2