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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 838 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 230 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 5551 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
New Chunks Explored: | 899267 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!