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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
Love Letters Sent: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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