Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 1431
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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