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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6264 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.