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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8721 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.