BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Dragon Eggs Found:	8981
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	1620	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Emeralds Found:	9457	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2961	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magic Items Found:	2021	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4278	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

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https://discord.gg/roliumgen

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6935	Crops Grown:	3992

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Star Shards Collected:	265	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4