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RoomieGF Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, awkward, Boundaries, check in, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Girlfriend, immature, Lease, living situation, Minecraft, nyc apartment, overstepping, passive aggressive, personal space, relationships, Respect, RoomieGF, roommate, Server, third wheel, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7572	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with unwanted guests? Look no further! Our server is like a spacious NYC apartment, but without the awkward roommates’ girlfriends hanging around uninvited. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you don’t have to worry about feeling like a third wheel in your own virtual home. Plus, our virtual living situations are way better than those tiny shoe-box apartments you’re used to. Don’t be the ***hole, join our server today!

OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4390
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1629
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	150
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6768	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Towns Built:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crops Grown:	4419
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	2356
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7893

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Players:	105/100	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6634	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7