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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1762 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3917 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
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