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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3772 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!