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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6864 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3978 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 331 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.
Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!