Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • simpvp.net

    simpvp.net

    simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

    The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Wild West Frontier

    Wild West Frontier

    Welcome to the Wild West Frontier! A friendly community where there’s always fun to be had, whether it be farming crop for a few coins or diving headfirst into the bandit underbelly. All ages welcome.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Terramining II

    Terramining II

    Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • crafties smp

    crafties smp

    a smp server for max 20 players we have good spawn and builds join now for some stuff maybe we will meet sometime no rules directly

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Emeralds Found: 3204
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1542 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MegaCraft Network

    MegaCraft Network

    Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

    Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • UnderLands

    UnderLands

    Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

    From Inforty

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 156
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3367 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pwn9 YASMP

    Pwn9 YASMP

    We are a fusion of PvP and Survival, with old-style (1.8) combat mechanics. It is open land of fighting, hiding, building underground, defending your territory or being a raider of other’s lands.

    You decide if you want to be the hated griefer or try to exist in the distant regions far away from SpawnCity living a peaceful life with a couple of friends.

    What do you want to brag about? Your KDR? Best shop? Best build? Richest in the land? It’s all yours for the taking.

    With an outstanding overall uptime and a professional staff from Pwn9 – A gaming community specializing in game hosting for over 15 years – YASMP is truly the essence of the Minecraft experience. We’ve removed fluff and brought Minecraft down to its essence: PvP and community. Once you play here you’ll feel like you’re right at home.

    Other Important Info: – We are a bit lax about language, but if you get extreme, our active moderation staff will take appropriate action. – Our server is a No Cheat server with mods to prevent many known cheats and an alert staff to find all the others. Play the game without fear of others using exploits and hacks to their advantage. – Cutting Edge, Professionally Administered, and Professionally Hosted. – Since we are a part of the pwn9 community there are other games that we support that you can join in on as well such as: Rust, Overwatch, Guildwars 2, Counter Strike: Source, Starcraft 2, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and more!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 133

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Survival U Kamioka

    Survival U Kamioka

    New server I recommend 10/10 the server is good and has a very nice dungeon spawn very beautiful greetings kamiok have fun playing::::DDDDDDDD Wishes Kamiok naura

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 158 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magic Items Found: 3845
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ExodusCraft

    ExodusCraft

    A plot/ranks/survival server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • oter SMP

    oter SMP

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CrystalCraftMC

    CrystalCraftMC

    This is CrystalCraftMC!

    CrystalCraftMC is a small server network that has been online for over four years, featuring a semi-vanilla survival server and a creative server!

    In our semi-vanilla survival world, you can explore the world just as the Mojang developers intended it to be explored. You can travel endless landscapes of the world as far as the eye can see until you find somewhere you want to call home. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed, and there are no plugins giving donors unfair perks to ruin your survival experience. If you get bored in mining and building, you can play in the MobArena with friends.

    If you are feeling inspired, you can head to our creative server to try out designs for your survival builds or just to show off your creativity with the rest of the community. We love to see people show off their talent on our creative server, and you might even catch a staff member’s eye and get your creations featured on one of our other servers.

    No matter what you choose to do, you can have a good time on CrystalCraftMC. We have a mature and responsible server staff that are here to help you have a good time! Unlike many other servers, staff will never raid, destroy, or harm your progress!

    Our server experience has been tailored over a course of four years, and we are looking forward to seeing you online!

    Check out our website here! https://crystalcraftmc.com

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MBCraft Factions

    MBCraft Factions

    Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Aerth Minecraft Server

    Aerth Minecraft Server

    Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • TheReawakens

    TheReawakens

    TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 271
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Magic Items Found: 8303 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Linearpvp

    Linearpvp

    a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Potions Brewed: 112

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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