Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6999
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Runes Activated: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • mc.RATIO.lv

    mc.RATIO.lv

    Hello everyone

    The ratio.lv minecraft server is back online! We have opened a factions server to start off, and we are planning to expand into a bigger network 🙂 Currently the factions server is open, and anyone is welcome to start playing since the essential layout is there. We are using minecraft version 1.8.8.

    Remember to vote in order to get rewards!

    Good luck, have fun!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6503 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • difinitycraft

    difinitycraft

    Hello everyone and Welcome to the DifinityCraft Community we offere a great playing experience for all our players we have -Survival Anti Grief -Pvp Factions Raid -Minigames -Skyblock -Survival Games -Parkour -Spleef And more. Every server is different and all of our dedicated staff members will make your time on DifinityCraft Worth wild. Join now and find out what your missing!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • FalconCraft PVP

    FalconCraft PVP

    Hello and Welcome!

    This is a new Faction PvP server. We Have many plugins. Open 24/7. Many ranks. Drop Parties every Friday, or even every day if we reach a sertain ammount of votes. Friendly / Good / Mature Profesional Admins! Daily Kits!

    Join the server today! We are waiting on you, belive me! 😉

    185.16.84.27:25665

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Animals Bred: 40
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Viburnum

    Viburnum

    Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NightPvp

    NightPvp
    NightPvp

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

    mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

    This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9367 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Animals Bred: 69
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CrimsonMC

    CrimsonMC

    CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3221 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Proyecto40

    Proyecto40
    Project40

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • EnderCraftMC

    EnderCraftMC

    A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Falling into the Void: 3 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MyCraft PvP

    MyCraft PvP

    MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

    Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

    Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

    Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • blockcityjail

    blockcityjail
    blockcityjail

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mines Excavated: 1202
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SinisterCraft

    SinisterCraft

    What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

    Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CaballoCraft

    CaballoCraft

    Are you looking for a good MineCraft server? What we offer you: Individual worlds: Each player gets their own world where they can do whatever they want. Everything can be achieved without donations: Of course donations are welcome, but unlike many other servers, with us everyone can get the complete game content without donations. Players’ comments are addressed: Do you have any suggestions for improvement? Bring it on. We like to listen to them and try to implement them. We run an FTB Infinity Evolved 2.6.0 server under www.caballocraft.de can be reached. If you have any questions or problems, you can also visit us in the TS at mc.caballocraft.de. MFG Euer CaballoCraft Team

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1124 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ores Mined: 6333
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • OleroCraft

    OleroCraft

    Welcome to the OleroCraft network! SkyWars | Prison | SkyBlock | Factions | KitPvP Join the Olerocraft network and experience Minecraft the way you should have a long time ago. We offer addictive game-modes you and your friends will enjoy for hours! From Prison server to SkyWars, we offer it all. Staff constantly on the look out to help our community and YouTube stars making appearances every few months. Join Today and it will change your Minecraft life! – Noodles

    IP – Mc.OleroCraft.com Website – OleroCraft.com Store – Olero.Buycraft.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Farms Harvested: 199
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4

    GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4

    Server Address: Play.GHPrison.com

    GreenHaven is a prison server, where you earn money to rankup. Ranks are: – D-Prisoner – C-Prisoner – B-Prisoner – A-Prisoner – Free

    Each time you rankup, the block gets better, the mines have more ore in them, and there is less people around.

    For more info please visit: www.bit.ly/GreenHaven Website: www.GHPrison.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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