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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6418 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 3408 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!