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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 7
Treasure Maps Found: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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