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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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