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WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

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JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Alien Abductions: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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