lol this server is like the original brexiteer of minecraft servers, we strike back at all the haters like nigel farage. come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling. we have so many crazy stories to tell, like the time we built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. or when we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution against the evil pigs. you never know what you’ll find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Love Letters Sent: 16 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ores Mined: 5973 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

    GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Potions Brewed: 122 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Googleplex

    Blocky Googleplex
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

    But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Villages Defended: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 75 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Zombie Dances: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 64790 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1869 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Potions Brewed: 174

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Enchantments Applied: 166 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

    CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD
    Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

    So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Emeralds Found: 5350
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Potions Brewed: 118

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

    Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

    Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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