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SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchantments Applied:	139
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6153	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5178	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Votes:	3052
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Votes:	9362
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	181	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Animals Bred:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	7645	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	174	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mines Excavated:	4604	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	355934	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Animals Bred:	137
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crops Grown:	1656
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Alien Abductions:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

Players:	98/500	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17