Good morning, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up a delicious feast of virtual pancakes, bacon made of pixels, and lava-cooked eggs! Trust us, it’s a culinary experience like no other. Plus, rumor has it that our resident pig, Sir Oinksalot, is a master chef in disguise. Who knows what delicious creations he’ll whip up next! So come join us for breakfast and stay for the chaos and shenanigans that only our server can provide. It’s a breakfast bonanza you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 449 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Magical Moments Shared: 10
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ores Mined: 9067
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NasrallahsRevengeMC

    NasrallahsRevengeMC
    Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

    So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magic Items Found: 7826
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Finerenone’s Heart Haven

    Finerenone’s Heart Haven
    so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 154 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

    SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

    SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

    Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

    66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of server is SquatchCraft? SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
    How can I join the SquatchCraft server? Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

    Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

    Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

    But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

    So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Animals Bred: 189 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyBoobOpinions

    BlockyBoobOpinions
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

    But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

    So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Crops Grown: 3844

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

    HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

    Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

    ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
    LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Enchantments Applied: 275
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

    Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1452 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Animals Bred: 173

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

    RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’
    Server Name RLFactions
    Season Season 1
    Website Discord Server

    Overview:

    RLFactions season 1 offers a heavily modded factions server experience, combining elements of RLCraft survival challenges with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players can immerse themselves in a competitive environment where survival, building, and strategizing are crucial for success.

    FAQ:

    Q: What mods are included in the server?

    A: The server includes a variety of mods from RLCraft and other survival-focused mods to enhance gameplay.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: Yes, PvP is enabled to allow for faction warfare and competition among players.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the server IP provided and join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

    Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

    A: Yes, there are specific rules outlined on the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay and to maintain a positive community environment.

    Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

    A: While playing solo is possible, joining a faction is recommended to enhance gameplay and participate in faction warfare.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 1650
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Israels Fun Minecraft Server

    Israels Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Israel has won! That’s right, we’ve created a world where the sheep are trained in combat, the pigs can fly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

    Join us for epic battles against giant matzah monsters, explore the mystical land of hummus caves, and even participate in the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the thriller dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even Israel winning in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Falling into the Void: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 181 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP

    Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting shot up is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Ever wanted to see a goth club in Minecraft? Well, we’ve got one and it’s the hottest spot in town! But don’t worry, no one’s getting shot up here – just some friendly zombie dance parties.

    Our server is like no other, with players who are as deranged as they are hilarious. You never know what kind of autist with a grudge against alternative people you’ll meet next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? See you in the game, where the only thing getting shot up is your arrow skills!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NostalgicGamer Minecraft SMP

    NostalgicGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that game you used to play as a kid that you wish they would remake? Well, imagine if that game was Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen upon them. It was chaos, but also kinda fun.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the nostalgia of your favorite childhood game, but with a hilarious twist. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Enchantments Applied: 195
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockBinge

    BlockBinge
    Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you can’t resist creating a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Whatever your addiction may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild!

    Join us and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted swords. You’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every corner!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your addiction to Minecraft reach new heights of insanity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Farms Harvested: 361
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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