BreadToBrioche | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Imagine a world where dirt blocks are worth more than diamonds and crafting bread is considered a luxury! Welcome to our Minecraft server where we turn poor person food into rich person delicacies faster than you can say “caviar on toast!”

Join us as we explore the culinary wonders of the Minecraft world, where rotten flesh is the new truffle and spider eyes are the latest superfood craze. Our players have turned humble potatoes into a gourmet dish fit for a king and have even managed to make a feast out of raw fish and seaweed!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot Challenge, where players compete to see who can gather the most golden carrots in a single day. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious food adventures in Minecraft, join us on our server and prepare to feast like never before! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be dining on dirt blocks while sipping on a potion of invisibility – the possibilities are endless!

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	963
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	199
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	5807	Animals Bred:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Dimension Hops:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	New Chunks Explored:	915746
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Farms Harvested:	280
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4726	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	5866
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9098	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!