| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6211 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9714 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1174 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3404 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 125 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8761 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8538 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7260 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9268 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2360 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3756 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 790699 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 641 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2456 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8513 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 486 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7127 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 113 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2761 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 854915 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1544 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9771 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8176 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8040 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 553 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4007 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 415119 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 762 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 2203 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
