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HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Votes:	1366

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Zombie Dances:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mines Excavated:	4309
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4211
Crops Grown:	4369	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	706

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Towns Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	330743	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Votes:	5452
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Void Armor Forged:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Emeralds Found:	841	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	92
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Chimeras Created:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7306	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9