| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3912 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
BRANCHES SMP
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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2321 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8468 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3687 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
If you ain’t afraid to throw hands with some Endermen or challenge a pack of wolves to a dance battle, then this server is where you belong, my dude.
We got custom mods that’ll make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we got diamonds for days, baby!
So if you think you got what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Real niggas only, no scrubs allowed. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🎮
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5786 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5217 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 428 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4824 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3574 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 109 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7776 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4542 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
5p.vanilla-box.ru
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5851 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Votes: | 3778 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8324 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Server Name | Hotdog Water |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
play.hotdogwater.dog
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6929 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.
Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3822 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 6952 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4893 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?
But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9007 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9338 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8466 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 769 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Votes: | 2367 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.
imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.
so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 10000 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7490 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 495 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Slimefun? | Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items. |
| How do backpack upgrades work? | Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. |
| What are custom enchants? | Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed. |
| Can I automate tasks on the server? | Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base. |
| How does the server blend magic and technology? | Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices. |
| What is Towny? | Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server. |
For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4208 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2513 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!
Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!
Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?
Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!