lol so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity for all you minecraft peeps out there! like, if you join, you’ll be like, so lit that even the coolest kids will be jealous.

we got crazy stuff happening here, like, did you know that if you join this server, your amygdala region of the brain will like, totally shrink and you’ll be at risk of developing ADHD? but like, don’t worry, cuz that just means you’ll experience even more epic symptoms of this disorder.

so like, join now and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! we promise you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 16 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY