Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, it’ll make your brain feel like it’s doing the cha-cha slide in your skull. But don’t worry, that just means you’re having a good time!

Join us if you want to test your sanity with brain-rotting challenges that will leave you questioning your own existence. From building upside-down houses to fighting zombie chickens with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the brain rot is contagious! Once you join, you’ll find yourself craving more and more of the insanity that our server has to offer. So come on, join us and let’s see if your brain can handle the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY