so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.

so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 5797 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Gods Slained: 0 Buildings Constructed: 13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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