Yo, dis server be lit AF cuz we got somatic nuclear mitochondrial DNA insertions up in dis bish! Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server with dat kinda crazy shiz?

Come chill with us and watch as dem DNA insertions take over da human brain like a bunch of tiny zombies. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way.

Plus, our fibroblasts are straight up party animals. They be accumulating dem insertions like it’s nobody’s business, creating a whole new level of chaos and fun on dis server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of genetic mayhem and brainy hijinks. You won’t regret it, trust me. Let’s get weird together, fam!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Emeralds Found: 3052 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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