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But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find it and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy trying to tame the elusive Ender Dragon with a stack of carrots?
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