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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9434 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 190 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!