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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9445 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.
we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.
if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.
so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.
