Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Falling into the Void: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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