BoyfriendBlockerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	7140
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond block! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy love triangle story!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend is off at military boot camp, leaving you to fend off a girl named Pam who just can’t seem to get enough of him. She’s posting sobbing videos, causing chaos, and you’re caught in the middle of it all. Will you set boundaries and stand your ground, or will you let the drama take over?

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate soap opera in Minecraft form. Will Pam and Dan’s friendship survive? Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of teenage drama? Find out on our server, where every block you break could lead to a new scandal!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane story – join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3975	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Holy Grails Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	5085
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	663321	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Votes:	8202
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3696	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Divine Spears Created:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7305
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	102
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Farms Harvested:	217	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
New Chunks Explored:	742749	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.