So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Crops Grown: 9894
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9822 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2516 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Farms Harvested: 716 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 318192 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2591 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Falling into the Void: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Emeralds Found: 1615
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Mines Excavated: 3675
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 127
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DadMissedBdayMCServer

    DadMissedBdayMCServer
    Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

    Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 6058 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pixel Polyglot

    Pixel Polyglot
    Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    StarveCraft: No Food Zone
    Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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