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New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of friendly aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Good afternoon bots, just woke up to a whole new world of insanity!

Mindbroke Minecraft SMP Mastermind

mental health, Trauma, mind control, millions, psychological abuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who mindbroke millions! That’s right, he literally broke their minds with his epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even have your mind broken too! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe a few trips to the Minecraft asylum. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can handle the chaos!

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PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

defecation, gastrointestinal health, digestive system, unique ability, human body

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

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Keijo’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Women, Critics, Hip Whip Girl, Sport, Manga

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like no other, where players must use their breasts and butts to knock their opponents off floating platforms and into the water. It’s a sport like no other, where only the most skilled players can reign supreme.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the server was created by a group of rogue game developers who were tired of the same old boring PvP battles. They wanted something more…sensual. And thus, Hip Whip Girl SMP was born.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Hip Whip Girl champion. Just be prepared for some cheeky battles and bouncy showdowns along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to whip your way to victory!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Japanese people, internet, Stereotypes, Misinformation, global communication

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with try-hard players? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, even the Japanese players are just a myth! That’s right, you won’t find any real “japs” on our server because they’re too busy searching for diamonds in the real world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of unicorns who are always down for a dance party in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land filled with talking chickens who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more chicken nuggets).

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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The Lonely Miner Minecraft SMP

unreciprocated affection, unreciprocated feelings, HEARTBREAK, Like.., miner

Are you tired of being rejected by the girl you like because you’re not a pro Minecraft player? Well, have no fear because on our server, being a Minecraft master is the key to winning her heart! Join us and show off your building skills to impress her with a virtual castle that will make her swoon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even finding love through Minecraft. Who knows, maybe the girl of your dreams is just a block away!

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