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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6909 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.
But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.
So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!