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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1249 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 250 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, or a zombie that can break out into a spontaneous dance party mid-fight. And don’t even get me started on the final boss, a giant block of cheese that spews out explosive nacho cheese lava.
But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a community of players who are just as wacky and unpredictable as our boss fights. From building giant toilet sculptures to organizing impromptu llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most absurd gaming experience of your life!