BossFightFailsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we pride ourselves on having the most hilariously terrible boss fights in all of gaming history! Seriously, you won’t find more poorly designed, glitchy, and just plain ridiculous boss battles anywhere else.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, or a zombie that can break out into a spontaneous dance party mid-fight. And don’t even get me started on the final boss, a giant block of cheese that spews out explosive nacho cheese lava.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a community of players who are just as wacky and unpredictable as our boss fights. From building giant toilet sculptures to organizing impromptu llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most absurd gaming experience of your life!

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Runes Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ores Mined:	7708	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchantments Applied:	243
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2906	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchantments Applied:	231
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	1266
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Items Found:	1030	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!