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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8007 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 927 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.
you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).