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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5117 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 133 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 5148 |
come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.
you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).