Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Zombie Dances: 2 Ores Mined: 2161
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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