| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4302 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8155 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
BordPvp – Something new!
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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8023 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9604 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 477 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9010 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | New Chunks Explored: | 881396 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 5958 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9874 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1290 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6698 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2193 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1295 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7225 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5360 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Emeralds Found: | 2573 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 453 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 242 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9871 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9186 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 915 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Votes: | 9650 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1402 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4185 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Votes: | 5319 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2048 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3139 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 558 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Enchantments Applied: | 267 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9352 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3470 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7572 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 297 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 150 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 91 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5866 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
